Stretched to the Limit

Being a person born into a generation wherein shock value is the constant, I daren’t say that I am prudish. The internet, as we all know it to be, pushes the limits of what the “average” person (and by average, I mean jaded to the point where nothing surprises us anymore) can handle as to all sensory and emotional levels – bar none. Through the internet, we have all seen our fair share of the atrocious: from disgusting acts of bestiality and other forms of sexual perversions, to the gruesomeness of beheadings of both the infamous and the innocent. The internet is indeed a harbor for all sorts of curiosities. One curiosity in particular, has been stroked fairly well by the internet; and it has indeed served to un-inhibit the masses. You don’t have to admit it if you don’t want to, but it is a fact that most people, if not all, have gone online in order to gain an unguarded and an unlimited pass to porn.

Trekkie Monster, in Avenue Q (one of my most beloved artistic creations to date) said it all when he broke out into song declaring that “the internet is for porn”. Now, in a manner of speaking, his (Trekkie Monster’s) approach to porn has been a lot similar to mine; I saw it in a rather jolly sing-song manner that allowed me to make light of it because I didn’t take it too seriously. Outside of what is criminally punishable of course, I even thought, (and still think) that to some extent, even the participants of a porn movie do it for the sheer love of both the instant gratification and the instant celebrity. What made it “tolerable” in my book is that these people willingly did the deed/s and video-taped it knowing full well that it was highly possible (if not a given) that it might be streamed and released online.

The other day, I unwittingly came across this website whose purpose was to “facilitate the exchange of information between men who are looking for sex with women”. But it did not only that: a perusal of the forum thread showed that these men prided themselves on being “whore-mongers” and took extreme pleasure in going to Manila for the meat. It was actually a website dedicated to educating foreigners who wanted cheap sex on where to go and how to get it in Manila, Angeles, and other red-light hotspots. Here are some of the “choice” posts:

4 nights in Manila

1st : Visited LA Cafe. Lots of girls but not sure most of them are clean. Me being Indian was refused even eye contact by most of the girls. The ones that came and talked to me were girls of 25 years and above. Going price anywhere between 1000P-3000P depending on the age of the girl. However by 6:00 a.m. took a decent girl 1000P LT.

2nd : P. Burgos area. Started with Jools show at 10 p.m. Moved to Bandidos, Montana, Flamingo, Mogambo etc. Barfine = 2000P-2200P. Girls want 2500P- 3000P ST & 4000P-5000P LT. Lady drink 300P-350P. Expensive indeed. Of the lot Bandidos & Flamingo have better girls. Left for LA Cafe. Got a good girl for 1000P LT.

3rd : EDSA complex. Better value for money. 200P lady drink. 1500P bar fine. 2000P ST. 3500P LT. Good tidy girls in Casino, Pitstop, Firehouse and Cotton Club. Got a petite girl named Faith from Casino. GF, allows everything except anal. After 3 a.m. went to LA Cafe. Today most girls recognize me and are willing to talk to me. Was spoilt for choice but repeated girl from previous night.

4th : Repeated EDSA. Was faithful to Faith. After finishing with her LT got into LA Cafe but lesser girls now. Got an oldie for 1000P LT. High experience in BJ techniques.

SUMMARY :
Nightclub girls - EDSA
FL - LA Cafe
Recommend trying Adriatico street. Cafe Havana and other joints there. Also see Cafe Havana in Greenbelt shopping mall in Makati.

Overall Bangkok is cheaper and better though I am discriminated there too.

Rgds.
KOOL

Freebies at LA Caff

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Originally Posted by Gagoo
Ok, I was just wondering if it could be true that a girl just wanted to get laid in there and was willing to do it for free.

I went there a couple times and it seems like most of the girls have some sort of story to make it sound like they really had to do what they were doing. I know the Filipinas like to save face.


Mind you if you were a Bad Pritt lookalike you might have a chance? I'm not

Thinking back I did once get a Freebie in LA Cafe. I was been pestered by a slapper, one evening, who was accompanied by her pet dog!! The slapper was promising me all sorts of fun n' games but wanted her mate to accompany her as she was a noobie to LA Caff and needed breaking in. I said no way (her mate was a real skank) but then she countered by offering herself for P500 with her friend thrown in for free! I thought fuck it I cannot turn down a 3sum for P500 so went for it and hoisted them off to Sogo for a quickie. The slapper turned out to be a reasonably good poke whilst the skank contributed a snaggle toothed bj (lucky I'd opted for a cover) and a lot of strategic stroking but not much else. Not that I was that too bovvered.

If you don't believe me, I have pictures. But if your allergic to skanks, please do not view. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!

Back slumming it in LA Cafe

Hi guys, Paid my first return visit to the LA Café yesterday after several months enforced absence in boring old Blighty. As expected the place is still the grungy old dump although the owners appear to have dipped into their deep pockets to install a couple of large LCD screens in the downstairs bar area. Just have to do something drastic about the rest of the shithole now. However guess we don’t go there for the sunny décor do we?

Quite a good selection of Pinay Pussy particularly for a dull Wednesday afternoon. Met a fairly attractive lass who told me an interesting tale which to my eyes yet again illustrates the danger of getting too involved with these lasses. This girl had become involved with a foreign guy who had set her up in a P20T+ condo with a healthy allowance and is coming over to marry her in a couple of months. All legit – she showed me text messages from the poor dupe declaring his undying love and checking on arrangements for the forthcoming nuptials. I asked her why she came to LA Café and her reply was in her own words ‘I’m bored and miss getting fucked’. I guess I had better be circumspect with details (she told me his name, nationality and wedding date) just in case the guy is a member of this forum. Doubt that though. One born every minute.

Needless to say, I gave her what she was looking for and a very nice time we had too. Got a shitload of pix as well but for obvious reasons cannot show any at this time. But it just goes to show the old adage is true ‘you can take the girl out of the bar …..’. GH

I know that prostitution is still rampant, and I even realize that extreme poverty is what pushes most prostitutes into this unsavory business. But coming across a website such as this just gives me a sour taste in the mouth. It is arrogant and cocky (no pun intended) and an absolute mockery of our people, and of our criminal justice system at that. For it to be so organized and so unashamedly condescending of third-world countries in general (only third-world countries had threads in them for obvious purposes) is just insulting. Yet they do it because they can.

Where is the line then? I thought about what it meant being personally offended by a site such as that and how it reflected my view of freedom of expression as regards the internet. Thinking about it now, I don’t think it did. Soliciting money for sex is reprehensible, but more than that, putting up a website detailing how to do it in particular countries is just downright wrong. It is criminally punishable. And I know it won’t be soon, but I do hope that those bastards behind that site will be punished.