Things Will Be Just Fine Even If Chairman Neri Announces His Secret Because..

10. He will be backed by LADLAD.

9. He can still look more handsome than both Piolo and Sam.

8. He can finish things early without feelings of guilt or shame.

7. He won't have to file a libel case against Jamby.

6. With a little coffee and a good night’s sleep, we can all forget about it the next day.

5. He could do more magic than Dumbledore (even after J.K. Rowling's announcement), and we will still respect him.

4. It could possibly stop the Oblation Rally on February 22.

3. More of them could come out on February 25. And 26th, 27th, 28th, 29th, etc. The more, the Nerier!!!

2. We can all eat pizza and drink beer as he puts on a show.

1. Most importantly, we will all believe him much more than we believe Jun Lozada.