Showing posts with label Lolspeak. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lolspeak. Show all posts

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Moot, Zuckerberg, et. al. v. The World

Once upon a time, youthful fame came with military conquest. Indeed, history is replete with the now familiar names of Alexander, Augustus Caesar, and Napoleon, among many others. The world, however, has changed. New names have taken the field and military conquest has, by and large, been replaced with technological innovation. Today’s great young minds are considered great not because of their mastery of the sword but because of their ability to cater to the whims of a global audience, because of their ability to shape culture. Thus, in order to be great by today’s standards, one’s campaign can’t be limited to conquering the Mediterranean. That’s too World War II-ish. Today, one needs to conquer the world.

For purposes of this article, I’d like to briefly describe the ‘inventions’ of two young men who, by and large, have created and shaped their respective global spheres of influence.

The first is the rather obscure 'moot', also known in the real world as Christopher Poole. In 2009, at the age of 21, 'moot' was Time Magazine's "most influential person of the world" - not because he deserved it but because the online community which he founded (4chan.org) decided that it’d be fun if Time’s voting system was hacked. The 4chan community is the complete opposite of today’s social networks. Anonymity here is a premise. Unhampered and unfiltered free speech is the norm. There is no exception. Since 2003, this site has become home to porn, internet memes (see LOLcats and Rick-rollin YouTube videos), and everything else under the sun. Never mind the fact that it seems to be a throwback to the days where the internet was governed by usernames rather than by real world identities; or the fact that, since the site is a virtual free-for-all that’s designed to be unmoderated, it doesn’t make any money. In the vast universe of the interwebs, 4chan is still a definitive institution where anonymity reigns supreme. All this created by a teenager who’s now just about to enter College.

The second is Mark Zuckerberg who, in following the footsteps of Bill Gates and Steve Jobs, has created his own technological marvel which seems to be on a collision course with unshakeable Google. With true online identities and activities at stake, privacy in Facebook seems to be the governing norm. Despite this relatively limiting design issue, the social network now has 500 million users and still doesn’t seem satisfied with it’s current share of the internet pie. Just a few hours ago, it struck a blow against popular location-based start-ups Gowalla and Foursquare by providing its own “collaborating” location features. The move is striking and intimates this private company’s policy of not being content with being the definitive social media juggernaut. Not bad for a company that started in a college dormitory in 2004.

Can the Philippines have it’s own ‘moot’? It’s own Zuckerberg? I like to think so. The world is constantly changing. We might have lacked our share of military conquistadors... but maybe, with the right ICT plan for the country, we can churn out more tech-oriented Manny Pacquaios: Juan de la Cruzes who are driven, capable, and technologically-armed with ideas that are simply aimed at conquering the world.

Monday, September 29, 2008

Teh Wurld of Lolz

While browsing the big bad world of the interwebs one day, I encountered the early manifestation of a strange internet phenomenon. I was checking out a tv show thread and I saw a post that was severely butchered grammatically which made it quite indecipherable (to me at least). At first I thought that the poster was just typing in haste hence the mangled statements. When I saw him post in the same manner in another thread, my next thought was that English may not be his first language and if he did speak English, he might not be the sharpest tool in the shed. I just did not think that the poster was doing it deliberately. Because if he did, wtf is wrong with him?!

That was a year ago.

Now, lolspeak is everywhere. For the uninformed, lolspeak is somewhat similar to textspeak. It is writing words with different letters (but sound the same) than the original spelling or it can be misspelling on purpose. Lolspeak now basically includes any form of typed text language that is not in proper English (usually in reference to cute cat pictures because it originated as the captions for images of teh kitteh). A fairly easy sample of lolspeak which I will proceed to translate later goes like this: “teh lolspeek iz fun. i wud liek any tipz on improovin mah language. i can has ice scream?” In English: “The lolspeak is fun. I would like any tips on improving my language. Can I have ice cream?” It’s like gay lingo for the internet junkies.

What started as a style of typing for people who often couldn't spell words properly, it has now turned into a "cool" method of social communication between humans. (Well, at least some humans seem to think so.) Several acronyms and misspelled words later, lolspeak has slowly overtaken not just everyday speech but also the written word of God. Seriously, some lolspeak aficionado is trying to translate the Bible in LOLcat. I kid you not! I hope the Pope never gets wind of this development. There’s only so much LOLs he can take.


http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/04/24/lol-kitteh-as-a-second-language-lksl-101-in-five-easy-steps/