Single Ladies

He met her online - in an L2 forum to be exact. He left a post about his recent breakup and how he was looking to meet single ladies with whom he can be friends. Girl J replied to his post and the rest was history. They got into text messaging each other and pretty soon he texted his ex girlfriend that he was in love with Girl J from a place which is a plane and a five-hour bus ride away from him. The ex was infuriated and so she went to look where any ex in her right mind would - Friendster. She saw Girl J's photo in the profile and thought "good angle lang 'yan." The ex girlfriend told her friend about it, who, in an attempt to make her feel better, theorized that Girl J might actually be Boy J. After all, its pretty easy to get a photo from wherever and post it online. Fake Friendster accounts are so easy to make anyway. Friend commisserated with ex girlfriend saying "Yuck, she (Girl/Boy J) is not on Facebook." Ex boyfriend has stopped texting Girl J. She sends him the occassional "mis-text" - an attempt to fan the flames of what they used to have - and regular Gud Mawnin' poh's. Ex boyfriend posted a song dedicated to ex girlfriend in his blog. Ex girlfriend sends Ex boyfriend a link to Beyonce's music video in youtube. Her Facebook status reads: "If you like it then you should've put a ring on it."